Here are some selected puns I have came across. I hope this is not too much Pun-ishment for you!

Warren E., Burleson, Texas

1. Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in it to keep warm, and it promptly sank, proving once & for all that you can't have your kayak & heat it too!

2. Two boll weevils grew up in the South. One went to Hollywood & became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields & never amounted to much. Naturally, he was known as the lesser of two weevils.

3. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon inthe Old West. He slid up to the bar and announced, " I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

4. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to take Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

5. Last but certainly not least-A man entered a local newspaper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Please insert groan here!